Buy PRE-WORKOUT FORMULA (60 Servings)

$35.00
Mmm so bulky

Mmm so bulky

Real quick, we aren't talking about your body mass index, brochacho. Bulk means more servings, more scoops, more spoonfuls of our powdered goodness.

With so many all-killer no-filler servings in each bag you may want to consider sharing with your friends for once. Sharing is caring, yuh know? Or just keep ‘em to yourself. We're cool with that too.

Backed by Science

Backed by Science

We know you're wicked smart. That's why we didn't add a bunch of nonsense to our formula. Sure, we love testing all kinds of supplements on ourselves, but when it comes to our products we only use tried-and-true ingredients that are backed by science. No absurd label claims, just results. 

Stop Overpaying

Stop Overpaying

Enough is enough. We're tired of supplement companies making outlandish claims, pretending their ingredients are magic, and charging insane prices. Beat it nerds. Just cause you came up with a fancy tagline doesn't mean your 10 servings of protein powder is worth $50 bucks. You can keep that shit. 

Pre-workout formula ingredients:

  • Citrulline Malate

    Shown to enhance athletic anaerobic performance, delay fatigue, increase plasma arginine concentrations, elevate nitric oxide production and relieve muscle soreness. 

    [Sources] Here Here Here and Here

  • Beta-Alanine

    Helps maintain an optimal pH level in the blood and more efficiently buffers lactic acid. It's hypothesized to enhance the contractility of muscles by elevating muscle carnosine. Also shown to increase muscular endurance when exercising for 60-240 seconds.

    [Sources] This one This one and That one

  • Beet Root Powder

    High nitrate content believed to improve physical performance due to end nitric oxide production. Dietary nitrate ingestion appears to reduce oxygen cost of exercise. Supplemental beetroot has been shown to lower blood pressure. 

    *Beet Root is used in our formula solely to provide natural red color. 

    [Sources} Click it Click it real good

  • Creatine

    The effects of creatine have been highly studied. Benefits are numerous and include increases in muscle fiber size, hypertrophy, muscle mass and myosin. Improves recovery following endurance activity. Promotes greater gains in increasing fat free mass, which includes muscle mass. Boosts performance during exercise of high to maximal intensity. Also has a neuroprotective function. 

    [Sources] Check it out

  • Caffeine Anhydrous

    Consistent and significant increase in power output in trained and sedentary persons. Increases overall training volume. Reliable and effective in increasing the state of wakefulness and suppressing fatigue.

    [Sources] Uno Dos Tres

  • Stevia

    Sugar substitute derived from leaves of the Stevia Rebaudiana plant. It does not contain calories, carbs or sugar alcohols. Stevia consumption appears to provide general anti-inflammatory and anti-oxidative effects. Also shown to help lower blood pressure in individuals with mild hypertension. 

    [Sources] Beep Boop

FAQ

What's the flavor of your Pre-Workout Formula?

Originally we wanted it to be "Bicep 'N Booty" flavor. Then the adults ganged up on us saying something about it not being our "best idea". Well, they were probably right.  Together we landed on Cherry Limeade flavor. 

Will this give me the jitters like other products I’ve tried?

Short answer: No. Our goal was to create a balanced formula that will help boost a wide variety of training modalities. Whether your sport is powerlifting, bodybuilding, olympic lifting, crossfitting… or any other sort of “ing” Pre-workout Formula will kick up your performance without any jitters. BTW, total caffeine amount per serving is 175mg.

How did you decide on the taste?

Raw supplement ingredients can taste REAL bad. Trust us.  Most companies use artificial flavors, colors and a ton of sweeteners to mask the bad taste as best they can. However, we only use natural fruit flavors. Most people just slam down a pre-work beverage as fast as they can before hitting the gym. That said, we don't feel the need to make our product taste like a jolly rancher. Drink it and get to work. 

When I take the Pre-workout Formula my skin feels tingly. What's the deal? Did I just gain superpowers?

Beta- Alanine can cause the tingling sensation you're feeling. It's called paresthesia. Some people find it to be slightly uncomfortable. Call us crazy, but we kind of think it's a bonus before hitting the gym. Either way it's totally harmless. Oh, and no, you didn't gain super powers. Unless of course it helps you hit that PR you've been working towards. That's kind of a real life super power. 

Are your products made in America?

Yuh damn right. Our trusted GMP certified manufacturer is located in the good ‘ol U S of A. #merica

What makes your pre-workout formula special?

Simplicity. Our formula is so transparent that you could nearly make it yourself, but then, we’ve already done the hard work for you.